130 Newspaper Puns That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

If you’re a fan of both humor and headlines, you’re in for a treat. We’ve gathered a collection of 130 hilarious newspaper puns that will leave you chuckling—whether you’re flipping through the latest issue or simply need a good laugh.

From the comic strip to the editorial page, these puns cover all the bases, offering a witty take on news, print, and everything in between. Ready to dive into the world of newspaper humor? Let’s turn the page!

Headline Humor

1. I made a joke about a newspaper, but it didn’t make the headlines.
2. She tried to start a newspaper, but it was just too much to print.
3. The newspaper staff is great at making puns; they really know how to “press” the issue.
4. I couldn’t understand the newspaper’s headline… it was just a lot of hot air.
5. The newspaper editor made a great pun—it was a real “scoop”!
6. When the headline said “Cat Steals the Show,” I knew it was going to be a paws-itively great story!
7. The editor said the jokes were too funny to publish—they were truly “headline” material.
8. Why did the journalist write a headline about a fishing trip? It was a “catchy” story!
9. I’ve been reading this newspaper all morning, but the headline just keeps getting “pun-ishing.”
10. I’m writing an article about newspaper jokes. It’s truly a “headline act.”

Editorial Antics

11. The editorial section can be a real “press-ing” matter sometimes!
12. I tried to write an editorial about oranges, but it turned out to be very “a-peeling.”
13. The editor’s pun was so good, it left everyone “spinning” in circles.
14. If you’re reading the editorial section, prepare for some “serious ink-redible” humor.
15. She wrote a very moving editorial… it was truly “paper” thin.
16. The editorial team is so punny—they really “print” their own jokes.
17. The editorial about “pun-derful” writing was an instant hit!
18. Editorial humor is great, but it’s really hard to “print” the punchlines.
19. That editorial was full of twists—it really left me “spooled” up.
20. The editorial staff always brings the “paper-thin” humor, which is quite amusing.

Pressing Puns

21. I tried to press my jokes into a newspaper, but they didn’t make the “cut.”
22. Don’t take newspaper puns too seriously, or you might “press” yourself out.
23. The printer kept jamming—I guess it just didn’t want to press on.
24. I tried to read the newspaper while ironing. Now I have both wrinkles and puns!
25. The press gave the best jokes—they were always well “pressed” and delivered.
26. The press conference was hilarious, but I think they were “press-ing” for time.
27. The journalist had so many puns; I couldn’t keep track—it was a real “press-tation.”
28. Why did the printer go to therapy? It had too many “press-ing” issues.
29. He pressed the paper with a joke so funny it printed a laugh.
30. My friend’s press conference was full of puns—what a “press-ing” affair!

Classified Laughs

31. The classifieds section had a great pun… it was “well listed.”
32. They listed the best jokes in the classifieds, but they were all “in-press-ive.”
33. I sold my funny newspaper jokes in the classifieds—they were “pun-derfully” cheap!
34. The classified ads for newspaper writers just say, “Now accepting all jokes… no matter how corny.”
35. Did you hear about the “classified ad” for a comedy show? It was a huge hit!
36. I classified my puns under “laugh-out-loud” and sold them for a profit.
37. My classified ad about jokes was the best in town, all thanks to “print”-worthy humor.
38. In the classifieds, I found a “punny” list of top newspaper jokes.
39. This classified ad said, “Wanted: Punny newspaper articles… Must be “well-printed.”
40. I found an old classified ad for a newspaper pun competition. It was a real “pressing” issue!

Comic Strips

41. Why did the newspaper editor become a comic strip artist? He was “drawing” great conclusions!
42. My comic strip joke was so funny, it got published on the front page!
43. They say the best comic strips are the ones that “draw” the most laughs.
44. That comic strip had me in stitches; it was “sketch-tacular.”
45. A comic strip about a newspaper? Now that’s what you call a “sketchy” business.
46. I made a comic strip about a pencil and a piece of paper… it was truly a “drawing” success!
47. Comic strips have the best punchlines—they really “draw” you in!
48. Did you hear about the newspaper comic strip? It was a real “panel” of fun.
49. A newspaper’s comic strip had the best joke—it was “sketch”-ily funny.
50. When the comic strip joked about a pencil, it really made me “draw” a smile.

Columnist Creativity

51. The columnist wrote about puns—guess it was his “column” of humor.
52. I asked the columnist for a joke, and he gave me “column” after “column” of funny!
53. The columnist’s humor was so good, it “stuck” to every page.
54. I’ve never seen such a “pun-derful” columnist—they really know how to “write” a joke.
55. The columnist said that humor is like news: it should “break” the monotony.
56. This columnist had a great joke about reporters—too bad it was “off the record.”
57. The columnist had a great sense of humor… he could “write” a funny line in no time.
58. The columnist’s puns are so sharp, they could cut through the “paper” itself.
59. I started reading his column on puns and “wrote” off the rest of my day.
60. When the columnist joked about a funny typo, it was “wordplay” at its finest.

Newsroom Nonsense

61. The newsroom was filled with reporters—but none of them could “press” the right buttons.
62. In the newsroom, they always joked that their favorite type of ink was “pun-derful.”
63. The reporter got a great scoop, but the pun was the “real” story.
64. When the news editor made a pun, it was always a “breaking” news event.
65. The reporter didn’t quite “print” his jokes right—talk about “misleading” headlines!
66. The newsroom printer was on strike—it refused to “press” any more jokes.
67. The newsroom has the funniest puns—every day’s a “press”-entation.
68. I tried to break the news, but my puns kept “pressing” the situation.
69. The newsroom staff laughed so hard at the joke, they almost “printed” their own tears.
70. In the newsroom, no one could stop “press-ing” their luck.

Archives Newspaper Puns

71. The archives are filled with old jokes that are still “paper”-thin hilarious.
72. I tried looking through the archives for a funny article—it was a real “paper chase.”
73. The jokes in the newspaper archives are timeless—they’re truly “past-press” humor.
74. I found an old archive of newspaper puns. They were “back to press!”
75. Newspaper archives hold some of the funniest jokes from the past—they’re truly “well-preserved.”
76. I looked through the archives to find a pun… turns out, it was “past its prime.”
77. The newspaper archives were filled with some great “retro” jokes.
78. I looked up an old article on puns, and it was the “paper”-fect fit for my day.
79. The newspaper archives had puns from decades ago—truly “timeless press.”
80. They say the best jokes are in the archives… “well-pressed” and waiting to be read!

Local News Laughs

81. The local newspaper ran a funny story—turns out, it was a “local” joke.
82. My local newspaper has some hilarious puns, they “press” them into every issue.
83. The local news station reported on a joke that was “headlines”-worthy.
84. When the local paper ran a pun, it was a “newsworthy” laugh!
85. The local news was buzzing about a “pun-derful” event!
86. I read a local news article that made me “flip” out with laughter.
87. The local newspaper reported a joke so funny, it “circulated” the town.
88. I tried to read the local paper, but the puns were so good, I couldn’t stop laughing.
89. The local news pun about the dog was “paw-sitively” hilarious.
90. Local news outlets really know how to “press” their luck with humor.

Print Shop Puns

91. The print shop printed a hilarious joke—it was truly a “press-tigious” moment.
92. I asked the print shop for a pun, and they really “pressed” me for time.
93. The print shop workers love to joke—they’ve got “press-ing” humor.
94. At the print shop, they printed a pun so good, it left me “rolling” in laughter.
95. The print shop has the best humor—every day’s a “pressing” success.
96. I told the print shop a pun, and they “pressed” it into the next edition.
97. Print shops may be serious about their work, but they sure know how to “press” a joke.
98. That joke at the print shop was “ink-redible.”
99. The print shop had a funny article about jokes—it was “written in ink” for eternity.
100. My joke was so funny, it made the print shop “spill the ink” laughing.

Funny Paper Jokes

101. Why did the paper feel so good? It had a great “sheet” of jokes.
102. I told a joke to the paper, and it laughed so hard it got a “fold.”
103. The paper was so funny, it “tore” me up with laughter.
104. My paper had the best jokes—they were all “rolled” into one.
105. This paper didn’t just print news; it printed “laughs” all the way through!
106. I got my hands on a joke-filled paper—talk about a “pressing” experience.
107. The paper was full of jokes, and it had the best “roll” of laughs.
108. That joke on paper was “written” just for me.
109. The paper was so funny, it was “paper”fectly hilarious!
110. I can’t stop laughing at the jokes printed in this paper—they’re so “cutting-edge.”

Newsworthy Humor

111. The news was hilarious today—talk about a “press-ing” issue.
112. I’ve got a joke about the news—it’s definitely “worthy” of printing.
113. The news was funny today, but it was just a “headline” of humor.
114. Breaking news: The funniest joke ever—it’s “press”-ing for time!
115. My news article is so funny, it’s “breaking” all the rules.
116. I tried to read a serious news story, but the humor “scooped” me off my feet.
117. The best news this year? The hilarious headline I just read!
118. The joke I read in the newspaper was “breaking” all the rules of comedy!
119. Newsworthy humor is the best kind—it really “presses” all the right buttons.
120. That joke about the news was so good, it made the “headlines.”

Newsprint Nonsense

121. I saw a funny newsprint—turns out, it was “paper”-fect.
122. The joke was so funny it “printed” itself into my memory.
123. Newsprint jokes are always the best—”in-press” humor all the way.
124. I found a funny story on newsprint, but it was too “pressed” to be real!
125. The newsprint jokes got so bad, they started to “fold” under pressure.
126. I couldn’t stop laughing when the newsprint had a pun—they were “paper-thin” but hilarious.
127. The newspaper’s newsprint was filled with jokes—what a “press-ing” delight!
128. Newsprint puns are the best—they always have the right “impression.”
129. I read a newsprint joke that was so good, it “stuck” to me all day.
130. The newsprint joke had me laughing so hard, I thought I might tear up the page!