168 Candy Puns That Will Sugar-Coat Your Day With Laughter

Candy is sweet, but these candy puns are even sweeter! Whether you’re looking for a sugar rush of humor or just need to satisfy that pun-loving sweet tooth, you’re in for a treat.

Puns about candy are the perfect way to add a little bit of sweetness to your conversation. So grab your favorite candy, sit back, and get ready for a sugary overload of hilarious puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

1. Chocolate Puns

1. I’m totally cocoa-nuts about you!
2. Life is like a chocolate bar—sweet and full of surprises.
3. I’m fondue of you!
4. This is choc-tastic!
5. Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
6. You’re cocoa-mazing!
7. I can’t resist a little chocolate humor—it’s the sweetest thing!
8. This conversation is going to get a little chocolate-y.
9. Don’t you just love a choco-lot?
10. I’m nutty for chocolate!

2. Candy Bar Puns

11. Life’s too short to not eat candy bars.
12. You’re Snickers-ing at my jokes, aren’t you?
13. I’m trying to keep it Twix—sweet and simple.
14. Don’t make me PayDay—I’ll get serious.
15. I’m Milky Way too cool for you!
16. Let’s go Hershey-ing on this candy debate.
17. You’re the Almond Joy of my life.
18. I like my candy bars like I like my jokes—chewy and sweet.
19. You’re my Kit-Kat—I can’t resist breaking you in two.
20. Just Butterfinger it!

3. Gummy Candy Puns

21. You’re gummy to be kidding me!
22. I’m gummy for you!
23. Don’t be gummy, just relax.
24. These puns are gummy and sweet.
25. Gummy bears are my spirit animal.
26. You’ve gummy all my attention.
27. Life’s a gummy bear—just bounce with it!
28. I’m feeling gummy after that joke.
29. Gummy it, let’s go!
30. Sweet as a gummy smile!

4. Hard Candy Puns

31. These jokes are as hard as a Jolly Rancher!
32. Hard candies are my life savers.
33. I can’t lollygag, I have to tell these jokes!
34. You’re making me jawbreaker over here.
35. This candy’s got a hard edge to it!
36. Suck it up, this joke’s going to be sweet!
37. Don’t make me lollipop you with my humor!
38. I’m mint-ing no one can resist this pun!
39. Time to get sour with some more jokes.
40. You’re one tough jawbreaker, aren’t you?

5. Sour Candy Puns

41. I’m feeling a little sour today!
42. Sour jokes are the best kind of tangy humor.
43. Let’s make it a sour patch party!
44. I sourly need some candy right now!
45. Sour is the new sweet.
46. That joke was a bit too sour for my taste.
47. You sour so good!
48. I’m sour to say, but I need another candy!
49. Sourness makes the best candy.
50. I’m getting a little sour—need some sugar!

6. Lollipops and Suckers Puns

51. Lollipop it like it’s hot!
52. You’re the sucker for these jokes!
53. Lollipops make the world go round.
54. Time to suck it up with these jokes.
55. I’m popping up with lollipop puns!
56. My sense of humor is as sweet as a lollipop.
57. You sucker me into laughing!
58. Can’t lollipop without a good pun.
59. What’s sucking the fun out of this pun?
60. Let’s keep it sucker-free and sweet!

7. Jellybean Puns

61. I bean thinking about you all day!
62. You’re just a jellybean of sunshine!
63. Let’s bean friends forever.
64. I bean craving these candy puns!
65. Jellybeans are the bean of my existence.
66. This joke is bean a real treat!
67. You can’t bean serious with that pun!
68. I’m bean busy making you laugh.
69. These puns are bean hilarious!
70. You’re the jellybean of my eye!

8. Licorice Puns

71. I’m licorice-ing up your life with these puns.
72. You can’t licorice me into telling more jokes!
73. Let’s licorice up this conversation!
74. You’re licorice-ing me out with these laughs!
75. Who knew licorice could be so sweet?
76. I’m licoricely in love with candy.
77. Let’s make this the best licorice-filled day.
78. You’re making my heart licorice for you!
79. Licorice makes everything better, especially jokes!
80. That’s a licorice-esque pun right there!

9. Taffy Puns

81. That joke was taffy-fying!
82. I’m taffy-ing at how good this pun is.
83. Life’s too short to not enjoy a little taffy.
84. This joke’s as stretchy as taffy!
85. Time for some taffy talk.
86. You’re as sweet as taffy!
87. Let’s make some taffy-bending jokes.
88. Who’s taffy-ing up some candy humor?
89. Life is just better with taffy in it.
90. You’re taffy-fic!

10. Sugar Puns

91. Life’s just a little bit sweeter with some sugar.
92. You’re my sugar-coated dream!
93. That joke was pure sugar!
94. I’ve got a sugar rush just thinking of puns!
95. You sugar me up with that laugh!
96. Time to get sugary with these puns.
97. That’s so sweet, it’s like sugar on top.
98. I’m sugar-ing up this pun with humor.
99. You’ve sugar-coated my day!
100. A little sugar never hurt anyone!

11. Gummy Bear Puns

101. I’m totally bear-y into candy jokes!
102. Stop bear-ing with me, let’s get to the puns.
103. You’re just bear-y sweet!
104. I’m all bear-y excited for these candy puns.
105. That joke was bear-y good!
106. Let’s bear the humor in mind.
107. You bearly know how much I enjoy puns.
108. Time to bear-y down and laugh!
109. The bear-y best jokes are the sweetest.
110. I bearly noticed how funny that was!

12. Mint Candy Puns

111. Mint to be funny, right?
112. Mint your own business and enjoy the pun.
113. That joke was mint-y fresh!
114. I’m feeling a little mint-y today.
115. Mint-ness is key when telling candy puns.
116. A little mint-y humor goes a long way.
117. Mint me in, I’m here for the puns!
118. You’re mint-eresting with all your jokes.
119. Don’t mint out on the fun!
120. That was a mint-eresting twist on candy humor.

13. Cotton Candy Puns

121. I’m on a cotton candy cloud of laughter!
122. You’re my sweet cotton candy joke.
123. Cotton candy makes the world a sweeter place.
124. That joke is as light as cotton candy!
125. Let’s spin up some more cotton candy humor!
126. Time for a little cotton candy laugh fest!
127. Cotton candy sweetens everything up!
128. This joke’s cotton candy-like—fluffy and sweet.
129. You cotton me off guard with that one!
130. Life’s as sweet as cotton candy when you’re laughing!

14. Caramel Puns

131. You caramel me with that joke!
132. I’m getting caramel-ized by your sense of humor.
133. This pun’s as smooth as caramel!
134. Let’s make this conversation caramel-y sweet.
135. Caramelized jokes are the best kind!
136. You caramel-ize my mood every time.
137. That was a caramel of a joke!
138. Life is caramel and sweet with you around.
139. You’re caramel-izing my day!
140. These puns are as rich as caramel.

15. Sweet Treat Puns

141. Sweet treats, sweet jokes—life is perfect!
142. Time to indulge in some sweet candy humor.
143. That joke was a real treat!
144. I’ve got some sweet jokes up my sleeve.
145. This humor is a real sweet treat!
146. That was a treat-tacular joke!
147. Sweet as a treat and funny as can be!
148. I’m feeling sweet and treated to this conversation.
149. A treat for your funny bone!
150. You’re the sweetest treat in my life.

16. Lollipop and Other Sweet Treat Puns

151. Lollipop it like it’s the best thing ever.
152. Life’s better when you’re a lollipop lover.
153. Lollipop your way through life with laughter!
154. Don’t be lollipop-ed about your puns.
155. Here’s a lollipop for you—enjoy the sweetness!
156. Lollipop humor—because why not?
157. I could lollipop these puns all day long!
158. You’ve got a lollipop-worthy sense of humor!
159. Let’s roll out the lollipops—time for more laughs!
160. Lollipop jokes always brighten my day!

17. Bonus Sweet Puns

161. Time to sugar it up a little more!
162. I’m choco-late for these puns!
163. Candy me up, I’ve got more!
164. That was a treat-in’ good one!
165. Sugar-coat your day with some sweet jokes!
166. Sugar on top of a good laugh!
167. It’s all about the sweet candy puns!
168. Life’s too short to not laugh with candy jokes!