200+ Witty Weeding Puns to Make Your Big Day Unforgettable
Puns can be the perfect way to add humor and charm to a Weeding Puns. Whether you’re looking to add some fun to your wedding vows, lighten up a reception speech, or make your guests chuckle with clever signage, wedding puns bring a lighthearted touch to the celebration.
From romantic quips to laugh-out-loud one-liners, we’ve curated 200 wedding puns for every part of your big day.
Wedding Ceremony Puns
- “We’re just knot kidding about tying the knot!”
- “Let’s tie the knot and never untie it.”
- “Today, we became each other’s main squeeze.”
- “I vow to always be your better half.”
- “I found my missing piece in you.”
- “Together, we’re a match made in heaven.”
- “I’ve met my perfect match, and I’m never letting go.”
- “We’re two peas in a pod, now legally!”
- “You’re my partner in wine – and in life.”
- “Let’s make it official – I’m crazy about you!”
Wedding Vows Puns
- “I’m absolutely nuts about you.”
- “I donut know what I’d do without you.”
- “You’re my significant otter.”
- “I love you a waffle lot.”
- “I vow to always be the peanut butter to your jelly.”
- “With you, I always feel like I’m on cloud wine.”
- “I’ll never leaf you, not even for a second.”
- “You’re my main squeeze.”
- “Olive you so much, it hurts.”
- “With this ring, I give you my heart and my ‘soulmate’.”
Romantic Wedding Puns
- “I’m fall-ing for you all over again.”
- “I’m absolutely smitten – no kidding!”
- “You had me at ‘hello’ – now you have me forever.”
- “I’m head over heels for you!”
- “Every day with you is a ‘gift’.”
- “You’re my happily ever laughter.”
- “We’re the purr-fect match.”
- “Our love is paws-itively eternal.”
- “You’re the missing puzzle piece I didn’t know I needed.”
- “You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.”
Reception Puns
- “Eat, drink, and be married.”
- “Cheers to our love story.”
- “We’re nacho average couple.”
- “Time to cut the cheese – and the cake!”
- “Let’s toast to forever!”
- “Love is brewing – let’s celebrate!”
- “Take a sip, and let the love flow.”
- “You’re the cheese to my crackers.”
- “Grab a slice of happiness and enjoy the day.”
- “Our love is poppin’ – grab some popcorn!”
Food and Drink Puns
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “We’re on cloud wine today.”
- “Here’s to a toast – and to us!”
- “You’re my butter half.”
- “A slice of heaven – just for you.”
- “Taco-bout true love!”
- “Life is gouda, and so is our love.”
- “To our love, nacho average celebration.”
- “We’re s’more in love every day.”
- “A little slice of joy for everyone!”
Cake and Dessert Puns
- “Love is sweet – grab a treat!”
- “Our love is baked to perfection.”
- “You’re the icing on my cake.”
- “Life is sweeter with you by my side.”
- “Donut let love slip away!”
- “Cake, love, and happily ever after.”
- “We’re the icing on each other’s cake.”
- “I donut know what I’d do without you.”
- “Life without you would be a cakewalk.”
- “Together, we’re a slice above the rest.”
Dancing Puns
- “We’ve got the moves like Jagger!”
- “Dance the night away – love is in the air!”
- “Love makes the best rhythm.”
- “Dancing through life, hand in hand.”
- “Let’s boogie till the morning light.”
- “Two left feet? More like two hearts!”
- “Our love has a great beat!”
- “Dance like no one’s watching!”
- “Our love deserves a standing ovation!”
- “Groovin’ into forever together.”
Flower Puns
- “Bloom where love grows.”
- “I’ll always pick you.”
- “Our love is always in bloom.”
- “You make my heart blossom.”
- “We’re two wildflowers in a field of love.”
- “Love is in full bloom today!”
- “We rose to the occasion.”
- “Our love stems from a beautiful friendship.”
- “Life would be thorny without you.”
- “We’re two petals on the same flower.”
Bride and Groom Puns
- “She’s my better half.”
- “He’s my partner in wine.”
- “Bride of my life.”
- “Grooming up for a lifetime of love.”
- “Together, we’re the perfect pair.”
- “You’re my lobster – forever.”
- “Found my one in a melon.”
- “The apple of my eye.”
- “He stole my heart, so I stole his last name.”
- “We’re mint to be.”
Bridal Party Puns
- “Best friends for bride and for life!”
- “My bridesmaids are my life support.”
- “Bride’s crew comin’ through!”
- “My squad is on point!”
- “Here’s to my bride tribe!”
- “Groomsmen – suited and booted!”
- “Thank you for standing by my side, always.”
- “Forever grateful for this crew.”
- “My bridesmaids – my sisters in spirit.”
- “Thank you for being my ‘something blue.’”
Wedding Hashtag Puns
- #IDoCrew – We said “I do” with the best crew.
- #ForeverAfterParty – This love’s here to stay.
- #HitchedAndHappy – No looking back now!
- #MeetTheSmiths – Let the fun begin.
- #JustMerried – A little seafood humor!
- #LoveAtFirstSwipe – A modern love story.
- #MarryMeMaybe – Because we just couldn’t resist.
- #YouHadMeAtHello – The love story that started it all.
- #SoulMatesForever – For those meant to be.
- #HappilyEverAfter – Because it’s a fairytale ending.
Anniversary and Long-Term Love Puns
- “Forever and a day is just the beginning.”
- “Time flies when you’re in love!”
- “Growing old, but never growing apart.”
- “Cheers to more years with my main squeeze.”
- “Still smitten after all these years.”
- “We’re ‘still’ crazy in love.”
- “Our love is timeless.”
- “Forever my always.”
- “You’re my forever favorite.”
- “Growing old, but never apart.”
Engagement Puns
- “He put a ring on it!”
- “I said yes – and I still do.”
- “Engaged and absolutely thrilled.”
- “Found my happily ever laughter.”
- “Our forever begins today.”
- “It’s official – we’re engaged!”
- “I’ve found my lobster!”
- “The beginning of our story.”
- “We’re engaged and loving it!”
- “Locked in love – forever.”
Romantic Puns for Decor
- “All you need is love.”
- “Two hearts, one love.”
- “A love like ours is timeless.”
- “Forever starts today.”
- “Together, we’re unstoppable.”
- “Our love, our story.”
- “An endless love.”
- “Soulmates, finally united.”
- “To have and to hold, forever.”
- “Love makes life complete.”
Farewell Puns (End of the Reception)
- “And they lived happily ever laughter.”
- “Sending you off with love and laughter.”
- “Last dance, but forever memories.”
- “Goodbye for now, but love always.”
- “Ending the night with a heart full of joy.”
- “The best is yet to come!”
- “Here’s to our happily ever after!”
- “Leaving as newlyweds, forever as soulmates.”
- “Off to start forever.”
- “Goodnight, but the love story continues.”
50 More Wedding Puns for Every Moment
- “I’m totally committed – let’s go!”
- “My heart is totally tied up with you.”
- “There’s no better person for me.”
- “You’re my everything bagel.”
- “Here’s to love that never fades.”
- “In you, I found my home.”
- “We’re paw-sitively in love!”
- “Anchored in love.”
- “You’re the sprinkles to my ice cream.”
- “Forever my jam.”
Final Puns to Seal the Deal
- “Seal the deal, and let’s go.”
- “We’re forever tethered.”
- “Two hearts, one soul.”
- “Love that’s out of this world!”
- “Sailing into forever.”
- “You make my heart race.”
- “Forever, together.”
- “Through thick and thin.”
- “Always my better half.”
- “Eternally yours.”
Sweet Ending Puns
- “Sweets for my sweet – forever and ever.”
- “Our love story has just begun.”
- “Ending with a kiss and starting with forever.”
- “To infinity and beyond!”
- “Forever bound in love.”
- “Two hearts that beat as one.”
- “Together, hand in hand, heart in heart.”
- “Home is wherever I’m with you.”
- “Our love is like a good wine – only better with time.”
- “Wrapped up in each other.”
Social Media Caption Puns
- “Two less fish in the sea.”
- “Love is brewing!”
- “The start of ‘happily ever after’ has never felt so real.”
- “Finally hitched, no looking back!”
- “The one where they said ‘I do’.”
- “Our love story begins today.”
- “Sealed the deal with a kiss!”
- “Can’t wait for a lifetime of annoying you.”
- “I found my forever buddy.”
- “Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.”
Honeymoon Puns
- “Off to our happily ever aftercation!”
- “First stop: paradise. Next stop: forever!”
- “Getting tan, and loving my man!”
- “Our love is on vacation.”
- “Honeymooning and swooning.”
- “Life’s a beach with you.”
- “Living our best ‘just married’ life!”
- “Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after!”
- “Palm trees and wedding rings.”
- “Sun, sand, and my forever hand!”
More Puns
- “Bloom where you’re planted – with love!”
- “Here’s to love in full bloom.”
- “You rose to the occasion.”
- “Love is budding all around.”
- “Blossoming into forever.”
The Final Bouquet of Weeding Puns
In Conclusion, Weeding Puns Bringing a bit of humor into a wedding can help ease nerves, add personality, and make the day even more memorable.
Whether you’re using them in vows, speeches, or decor, these wedding puns will surely be a hit with your guests!
My name is George, and if there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I’m absolutely passionate about puns and jokes. Ever since I can remember, I’ve been fascinated by the magic of wordplay—the way a simple twist of language can turn a regular sentence into something that makes people laugh, smile, or even roll their eyes in amused disbelief.
