180 Hilarious Lemon Puns That Will Make You Pucker Up

Lemons are a fruit that’s not just about zest; they can also add a splash of humor to your day! Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s mood or just want to squeeze some laughter into your life, lemon puns are the way to go.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of 180 lemon puns to tickle your funny bone and make your friends smile.

180 Lemon Puns to Brighten Your Day

1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
2. I’m feeling zesty today!
3. You’re one in a lemon!
4. Squeeze the day!
5. Don’t be a sourpuss!
6. This is un-peel-ievably good!
7. I’m lemon-tastic!
8. Pucker up, buttercup!
9. You’re the zest!
10. I’m feeling a bit tart today.
11. Life’s a lemon, and then you die.
12. It’s a zest for life!
13. Lemons are just really sour oranges.
14. Lemonade is the best kind of aid!
15. When life gives you lemons, find someone with vodka!
16. That’s a-peel-ing!
17. I’m just trying to zest my life.
18. Citrus happens!
19. Squeeze the day, my friend!
20. Lemons: the original sour patch kids!
21. Don’t let anyone squeeze your lemon!
22. What did the lemon say to the lime? You’re just a little sour!
23. You’re so sweet, you make me feel like I’m in a lemon grove!
24. Let’s make this a citrus celebration!
25. A little zest goes a long way!
26. Life’s a lemon, enjoy the juice!
27. This situation is a real squeeze!
28. You’re the lemon to my meringue!
29. That joke was a bit too sour!
30. The future is looking bright and lemony!
31. Just keep calm and squeeze on.
32. Can’t find a lemon? Just settle for a little zest!
33. That’s lemon-credible!
34. You make my heart pucker!
35. It’s a lemony fresh day!
36. Lemon puns are my jam!
37. I’m in a zest state of mind!
38. I’m on a lemon roll!
39. Don’t worry, be zesty!
40. I’m feeling a bit sour today.
41. Just zesting around!
42. Don’t squeeze the small stuff!
43. You’re simply zestacular!
44. I love lemon puns; they always squeeze a laugh out of me!
45. When life gets tough, just add lemon!
46. Lemon up your life!
47. My love for you is un-peel-able!
48. Zest is best!
49. You’re one in a million… or should I say, one in a lemon!
50. Lemons are the life of the party!
51. That’s the zest I can do!
52. Juicing it up today!
53. Don’t be bitter, be zesty!
54. This lemon pun is just my type!
55. You’re a-peel-ing to me!
56. I can’t believe it’s not lemon!
57. I’m so glad we can lemon together!
58. Don’t make me lemon you twice!
59. Let’s make some lemonade out of this!
60. I’m feeling a little zestless.
61. Let’s get juiced!
62. This is lemon-lime delicious!
63. Puns make everything zestier!
64. Lemons are nature’s candy!
65. My heart is zesting for you!
66. Squeeze me, I’m juicy!
67. Lemons are just fruits that love to joke!
68. Let’s zest things up!
69. I can’t lemon my love for you!
70. I’m so grateful for our zest-ship!
71. This pun is lemon-tastic!
72. You are lemon-orable!
73. Juicy jokes are the best jokes!
74. This is a zest of a time!
75. Don’t zest out on me!
76. Let’s make a lemon out of this!
77. I’m feeling like a true lemon lover!
78. You make life a little zestier!
79. Let’s have a lemon good time!
80. I’m just squeezing through life!
81. You brighten my day like a lemon in the sun!
82. I’m zesting my way to happiness!
83. What do you call a lemon with a bad attitude? A sourpuss!
84. I’m not sour, just a little lemony!
85. Can’t wait to lemon you again!
86. Zest up your life!
87. You’re simply lemon-azing!
88. Life’s too short to be sour!
89. I can’t help but zest out!
90. A little lemon goes a long way!
91. I’m feeling like a lemon superstar!
92. A squeeze of humor makes everything better!
93. This pun is juicier than a lemon!
94. I’m zesting the day!
95. Lemons are my spirit fruit!
96. I’m just lemon-ing it all out!
97. What do you get when you cross a lemon with a comedian? A sour laugh!
98. I’m here for the lemon puns!
99. This moment is lemon-orable!
100. Don’t squeeze me too hard!
101. I’m zesting for joy!
102. I love the zest of life!
103. This lemon is a real classic!
104. When in doubt, zest it out!
105. What did one lemon say to another? We make a great team!
106. You’re zesty like a lemon!
107. I’ll always be your lemon buddy!
108. Lemons are like jokes; they brighten your day!
109. Life’s a lemon, just zest and smile!
110. Squeeze the fun out of life!
111. I’m feeling citrus-y!
112. I’m a lemon in a world full of apples!
113. Life’s a lemon, make it sweet!
114. I’m not sour, just citrus!
115. You are one zesty character!
116. Lemons and laughter go hand in hand!
117. What do lemons do at a party? They zest it up!
118. I’m juiced to be here!
119. You’re the zest part of my day!
120. A little squeeze of joy!
121. Don’t mind me, I’m just lemon-ing around!
122. I’m zestfully happy!
123. You’re as bright as a lemon!
124. Life is short; squeeze the juice!
125. I’m here for the lemon good vibes!
126. Zest is just the start of fun!
127. I’m squeezing in some fun!
128. You’re a real zest in my life!
129. This situation needs a little lemon!
130. I’m feeling lemony fresh!
131. You’re a real squeeze!
132. Let’s zest things up a bit!
133. Lemons: nature’s way of having fun!
134. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the bad guys!
135. I can’t resist a good lemon pun!
136. I’m in a lemon mood today!
137. Squeeze me, I’m juiced up!
138. You’re a citrus sensation!
139. Life is like a lemon; it can be sweet or sour!
140. I’m zesting through life!
141. You make my heart citrus-y!
142. Let’s lemonate the situation!
143. You’re my citrus companion!
144. I’m zesting to impress!
145. I’m feeling lemon-sational!
146. What do you call a sad lemon? A blue lemon!
147. You can’t squeeze me for more!
148. Let’s have a zestful time!
149. I’m a lemon lover for life!
150. You’re zesty and you know it!
151. A little lemon goes a long way!
152. Don’t be bitter, be lemony!
153. I’m feeling like a lemon on the loose!
154. I just can’t stop zesting around!
155. You make life a little sweeter!
156. I’m squeezing the best out of today!
157. This moment is lemon-credible!
158. I’m zesting for laughs!
159. You’re a real zest of joy!
160. Let’s not waste our zest!
161. What did the lemon say to the grape? You’re just not my type!
162. Life is too short to be anything but zesty!
163. You’re my lemon twist!
164. Just a little lemon humor for you!
165. I’m not sour; I’m citrus!
166. This situation needs a lemon twist!
167. You can’t put a price on good lemon puns!
168. I’m just trying to squeeze in some fun!
169. I love the zest of your personality!
170. This moment is simply lemon-sational!
171. Don’t be afraid to squeeze the day!
172. You’re the lemon in my tea!
173. Life is a lemonade stand!
174. I’m just lemon-ing it all out!
175. When life hands you lemons, create a masterpiece!
176. I’m here to squeeze the laughter out of you!
177. You’re a little slice of lemon joy!
178. This joke is lemon-tastic!
179. Don’t worry; be lemony!
180. I’m ready to zest it up!

Conclusion

Next time you’re looking for a way to brighten someone’s day or add a touch of humor to your life, reach for these 180 lemon puns!

Whether you’re sharing them with friends, using them on social media, or just enjoying a giggle yourself, these lemony quips are sure to leave a sweet taste in your mouth.

So go ahead, make your friends smile, and let the puns flow—because life is too short not to have a little fun with lemons!