200 Weather Puns: The Forecast for Fun!

When it comes to bringing a little sunshine to our lives, nothing does it quite like a good pun! Whether you’re a meteorologist looking to lighten the mood at the office or just someone who enjoys a good laugh,

weather puns are a fantastic way to brighten your day. Below, we’ve compiled 200 hilarious weather puns that will leave you chuckling or groaning (or both!).

General Weather Puns

1. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
2. I’m feeling under the weather. Guess it’s just a cloudy day!
3. What did the tornado say to the house? “I’ll blow you away!”
4. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
5. I wanted to be a meteorologist, but I realized I couldn’t handle the pressure!
6. What did the wind say to the trees? “Leaf me alone!”
7. Why are weather forecasts so accurate? Because they really know how to measure up!
8. I told my friend it was raining cats and dogs. He said, “No wonder I got fur in my eyes!”
9. How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner, because it’s always 90 degrees!
10. The weather is so nice, it’s like Mother Nature is in a good mood today!

Sunny Weather Puns

11. The sun doesn’t mind the heat; it’s always beaming!
12. I’m sunburned because I forgot to lotion up!
13. Sunsets are proof that no matter what happens, every day can end beautifully—sky’s the limit!
14. The sun is out, and it’s a ray-al good day!
15. Why did the sun break up with the cloud? Because it found her too shady!
16. What do you call a sunburned book? A page-turner!
17. Sunshine is the best medicine—unless you’re sensitive to UV rays!
18. How does the sun greet the moon? “You’re looking lunar-tastic!”
19. Why did the sun get a ticket? For too much exposure!
20. When it’s sunny, I always say, “Let’s make hay while the sun shines!”

Rainy Weather Puns

21. What do you call a wet teddy bear? A drizzle bear!
22. Why do raindrops never get lost? Because they always follow the drizzle!
23. It’s raining cats and dogs—be careful not to step in a poodle!
24. I was caught in the rain, but I wasn’t barking mad about it!
25. When it rains, I feel a little drained.
26. How does the rain greet the flowers? “Let’s blossom together!”
27. Why did the rain cloud break up with the thunder? It found him too shocking!
28. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
29. What did the umbrella say to the rain? “You make me feel so up-lifted!”
30. Did you hear about the rainy day? It was quite precip-itous!

Snowy Weather Puns

31. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
32. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!
33. How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
34. Why did the snowman call for a weather report? He needed to check the flurries!
35. What do snowmen like to do in summer? Chill out in the shade!
36. Why are snowmen such good friends? They’re always there to melt your heart!
37. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice tea!
38. I love winter! It’s a cool season!
39. How do you keep a snowman in good shape? You make him do frosted flakes!
40. Why did the snowflake get kicked out of the dance? It was too flaky!

Windy Weather Puns

41. Why did the wind break up with the tree? Because it found her too shady!
42. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
43. The wind always has a breezy personality.
44. How did the wind stay in shape? It did aero-bics!
45. Why was the wind so good at sports? Because it had a great following!
46. The wind might be loud, but it’s still a gentle breeze.
47. What did one wind turbine say to the other? “I’m a huge fan of your work!”
48. What’s a windy day’s favorite activity? Blowing bubbles!
49. Why don’t trees ever get lost? They always follow the wind!
50. What’s the wind’s favorite instrument? The saxophone, because it always blows!

Thunderstorms and Lightning Puns

51. What’s a storm’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
52. I asked the thunder why it was so loud. It said, “I’m just making some noise!”
53. What do you call a thunderstorm with a bad attitude? A stormy personality!
54. Why did the lightning break up with the thunder? It found him too shocking!
55. What’s a storm’s favorite dessert? Lightning cake!
56. What did the thunder say to the lightning? “You really know how to light up the room!”
57. Why are thunderstorms so good at parties? Because they always bring the electricity!
58. How do you make a thunderstorm laugh? Tell it a shockingly funny joke!
59. Why don’t thunderstorms ever get lost? They always follow the clouds!
60. What did the lightning bolt say to the tree? “I’m a real shocker!”

Foggy Weather Puns

61. Why did the fog stay home from work? It couldn’t see itself getting ahead!
62. What do you call a foggy day? A mist-ery!
63. How does fog like to communicate? Through mist text!
64. What’s a fog’s favorite drink? Misty lemonade!
65. Why did the fog bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
66. How do you catch a fog? Use a mist-net!
67. What did the fog say to the hill? “You’re really looking mystical today!”
68. Why did the fog cross the road? To get to the other mist!
69. What did the cloud say to the fog? “You’re looking a bit hazy today!”
70. Why was the fog so good at math? It always knew how to calculate the mist!

Seasonal Weather Puns

71. Autumn leaves may fall, but I always pick up the puns!
72. Why did spring break up with winter? Because it wanted to blossom!
73. What’s the best thing about summer? Sunshine and puns!
74. How do trees greet each other in autumn? “Leaf it to me!”
75. What do you call winter? The season of chill vibes!
76. What’s a spring flower’s favorite song? “Here Comes the Sun!”
77. Why do we love fall? Because it’s a time for harvest and puns!
78. What did the sun say to the autumn leaves? “You’re looking fall-tastic!”
79. How do you organize a space party during a meteor shower? You planet!
80. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s faster than walking!

Climate Change Awareness Puns

81. Why should you never trust a climate change denier? They’re full of hot air!
82. How did the climate activist greet the group? “Let’s take action, not just talk about it!”
83. What did Earth say to the human? “You’re really making me feel warm!”
84. Why did the iceberg break up with the ocean? It felt too melted!
85. What’s a planet’s favorite game? Jupiter-tionary!
86. Why don’t scientists trust atoms during a hurricane? Because they make up everything!
87. What’s a climate change activist’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower, because it’s cooler!
88. How did the ocean greet the shore? “Shello!”
89. What do you call a scientist who studies weather? A climatologist!
90. What did the tree say to the climate change denier? “I can’t leaf you alone anymore!”

More Weather Puns

91. What did the sun say to the cloud? “You’re really bringing me down!”
92. What’s the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
93. Why did the weather app go to therapy? It had too many cloudy days!
94. How do you find out if it’s going to rain? Look at the cloud-ed skies!
95. Why don’t meteorologists ever get lost? Because they always have a clear forecast!
96. What’s a weather vane’s favorite game? Spin the Bottle!
97. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
98. Why do clouds never get lost? Because they always follow the weather maps!
99. How do you keep track of the weather? Use a pun-derful calendar!
100. What did one lightning bolt say to the other? “You crack me up!”

Wind and Storm Puns

101. Why do storms never get invited to parties? Because they always rain on the parade!
102. What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Sky tea!
103. How did the snowman greet his friends? “Frosty to see you!”
104. What did the snowflake say to the other snowflakes? “Let’s stick together!”
105. Why are wind gusts so good at sports? Because they always have a great wind-up!
106. What do you call a snowstorm that’s always on time? A punctual flurry!
107. Why did the umbrella go to school? To learn about weather patterns!
108. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in a storm? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
109. What did the weather forecaster say to the rain cloud? “You’re in my forecast!”
110. Why did the fog go to therapy? It felt clouded by emotions!

Sunny Day Puns

111. What do you call a sunny day with no clouds? A clear winner!
112. Why did the Sun go to art school? Because it wanted to learn to shine!
113. How does the sun stay in shape? It works out with its solar system!
114. What do you call a sunbeam that tells jokes? A light-hearted pun!
115. Why did the sunflower get a job? Because it wanted to be sunny-side up!
116. How does the sun stay cool in the summer? It hangs out with friends!
117. What do you call a group of sunflowers? A field of laughs!
118. Why did the sun wear shades? Because it was too bright!
119. What’s a sunbeam’s favorite exercise? Sun salutation!
120. How do you compliment the sun? “You’re looking radiant!

Rainy Day Puns

121. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? Because it wanted to flow free!
122. What do you call a rainy day that’s full of jokes? A pun-derful storm!
123. Why did the raindrop cry? Because it felt drained!
124. How do you catch rain? Use a rain catcher!
125. What do you call a rainy day with no clouds? A miracle!
126. Why do raindrops like to play hide and seek? Because they love the splashing!
127. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite game? Hide and seek!
128. How do you keep your spirits high on a rainy day? Find a bright spot!
129. Why did the rain bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
130. How do raindrops greet each other? “Water you doing?”

Winter Weather Puns

131. Why was the snowman so happy? Because he was on a roll!
132. What do you call a snowstorm that sings? A flurry of tunes!
133. Why did the ice cube break up with the snowflake? Because it felt too cold!
134. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A sneaky veggie!
135. Why did the winter coat break up with the scarf? I found it too clingy!
136. What’s a snowflake’s favorite movie? Frozen!
137. How do you know it’s winter? The chill in the air!
138. What do you call a snowman that tells jokes? A frosty comedian!
139. Why do snowflakes never get lost? They always find their way back!
140. What did the snowman say to the carrot? “You’re looking a little rooted!”

Weather Humor

141. Why did the Thunder get a promotion? It was really blowing away the competition!
142. What’s a meteorologist’s favorite dessert? Cloud cake!
143. What do you call it when it rains fish? A scaly storm!
144. Why did the weather vane go to school? It wanted to get ahead!
145. What do you call a sunny day at the beach? A breezy vacation!
146. How do you tell if it’s a windy day? Just look for the leaves blowing!
147. Why did the rain start a band? It wanted to make a splash!
148. What do you call a snowman with a smartphone? An ice app!
149. Why are meteorologists so good at poker? They always know how to read the weather!
150. What did the cloud say to the wind? “You’re really making me sway!”

Sunny Weather Wordplay

151. Why did the sun get into a fight? It was feeling heated!
152. How do you know when it’s sunny outside? You can feel the rays!
153. What’s the best way to make a sunny day better? Add some puns!
154. Why did the sun want to be a musician? It wanted to shine on stage!
155. How do you cheer up the sun? Tell it it’s looking brighter than ever!
156. What do you call a sunny day at the beach? A ray-al good time!
157. Why did the sunflower become an artist? Because it loved to paint with sunlight!
158. What’s the sun’s favorite kind of music? Pop music!
159. How does the sun apologize? “I’m really sorry for burning you!”
160. Why do flowers love the sun? It helps them grow and shine!

Rainy Day Fun

161. What do you call a rainy day with no fun? A drab storm!
162. Why did the raindrop join the gym? To get fit in the drizzle!
163. What’s a rain cloud’s favorite dessert? Drizzle cake!
164. Why was the rain sad? It felt like it was pouring down!
165. What do you call a rainy day picnic? A soggy sandwich!
166. Why did the raindrop never get lost? It always had its puddle of friends!
167. What did the rain say to the thunder? “I’m just making a splash!”
168. How do you enjoy a rainy day? With a hot cup of cocoa!
169. Why did the rain bring a friend to the party? To make a splash together!
170. What do you call a storm that doesn’t rain? A dry spell!

Winter Wonders

171. Why did the snowman get a job? To make some cold cash!
172. What do you call a snowstorm with bad jokes? A frosty pun-der!
173. How does the snowman stay warm? By putting on his frosty coat!
174. What’s a snowman’s favorite game? Snowball fights!
175. Why did the winter coat get jealous? It saw the scarf getting all the warm hugs!
176. What do you call a snowstorm that loves to dance? A flurry of motion!
177. Why do snowflakes always stick together? They’re a cool group!
178. What’s a snowman’s favorite music genre? Chill music!
179. Why did the snowflake get in trouble? It was too flake-y!
180. What’s a snowman’s favorite food? Frosted donuts!

Seasonal Celebrations

181. What do you call a sunny day in winter? A heatwave!
182. Why did spring break up with winter? It wanted to bloom!
183. What’s a tree’s favorite season? Fall, because it loves to leaf!
184. How do you throw a party in spring? Just plant the seeds and watch it grow!
185. Why do flowers love the sun? It helps them shine!
186. What do you call a summer day with no plans? A lazy day under the sun!
187. What’s a winter wonderland’s favorite drink? Hot chocolate!
188. Why did the ice cube go to school? To learn how to melt hearts!
189. What do you call a summer day full of puns? A pun-derful heatwave!
190. How do you celebrate the autumn season? By going on a leaf-peeping adventure!

Final Fun Weather Puns

191. Why did the weather app break up with the phone? It found someone more up to date!
192. How do you cheer up a rainy day? With a splash of fun!
193. What do you call a storm that tells bad jokes? A thunder-dud!
194. Why did the wind blow so hard? It had a lot of air to clear!
195. What’s a weather vane’s favorite game? Spin the wind!
196. How do you know when it’s sunny outside? You can feel the warmth!
197. Why did the fog take a vacation? It needed to clear its head!
198. What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Mist-er lemonade!
199. Why was the wind so confident? It had a great following!
200. What do you call a sunny day with friends? A pun-derful time!