170+ Hilarious Hockey Puns: Slapshot Your Way to Laughter
When it comes to mixing humor with sports, hockey never fails to provide the perfect setting for some pun-filled fun.
Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the game or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, hockey puns are guaranteed to bring the heat to any conversation.
From slapshots to power plays, we’ve rounded up 170 of the funniest and most unique hockey puns that will have you skating in a good mood.
1. Puns for the Goalie:
- “I’ll never give up—I’m a goalie, I’m always in net!”
- “Goalies are the best at blocking negativity!”
- “Being a goalie is like being in a relationship—you’ve got to protect your net!”
- “I don’t just block shots, I block out the haters!”
- “You’ve got to be ‘puck’-fect to be a goalie!”
- “That goalie’s saving grace is definitely his glove hand!”
- “I’m goalie-ing my way to victory!”
- “Nothing beats the feeling of a game-winning save!”
- “A goalie’s best friend? His pads!”
- “Goalies always have a ‘net’-work of fans behind them.”
2. Puns for the Defense:
- “Defense wins championships, and puns win hearts!”
- “A good defenseman knows how to check out a good pun.”
- “That defender really knows how to lay the ‘puck’ down!”
- “When it comes to defense, it’s all about keeping things ‘clear’!”
- “A defenseman’s favorite sport? Blocking puns!”
- “I’m defending this pun like it’s my zone!”
- “The best defense is a good pun-ishment!”
- “You can’t beat me—I’m always on defense against bad puns!”
- “I’m always ready to ‘clear’ the air with a great pun!”
- “On defense, we always make sure to ‘stick’ to our goals!”
3. Puns for the Offense:
- “I’m on a power play with these puns!”
- “You can’t stop me—I’m on the offensive!”
- “Hockey offense is all about finding the right ‘angle’ for a pun.”
- “I’m really ‘shooting’ for a good laugh!”
- “A good offense always knows how to set up the perfect pun!”
- “That’s a ‘puck’ of humor right there!”
- “Offensive players know how to ‘break the ice’ in a conversation!”
- “I’m always looking for an opening to make a pun!”
- “Don’t be a ‘slapshot’—join me on offense!”
- “Offensive players are the ‘puck’-stars of puns!”
4. Puns for the Hockey Fan:
- “I’m ‘fan’-tastic when it comes to hockey humor!”
- “A true fan can always appreciate a good ‘face-off’ joke!”
- “I’m a huge fan of hockey puns—couldn’t be ‘puck’-ed without them!”
- “You’re ‘penalized’ for not laughing at my puns!”
- “The best way to watch hockey? From the ‘pun’-dits’ seat!”
- “I’m a huge ‘puck’-er for this sport!”
- “You know you’re a real fan when you can laugh at a ‘puck’ing good pun!”
- “Being a fan means always ‘checking’ out new puns!”
- “Hockey fans always know when to ‘breakaway’ from seriousness!”
- “The true fan always knows the ‘stick’ behind every great joke!”
5. Puns for the Coach:
- “Our coach says we need more ‘penalties’—penalties for bad puns!”
- “A coach’s favorite move? The ‘power play’ of puns!”
- “Coaches know how to give a good ‘timeout’ for a bad joke!”
- “We’re all about teamwork—and the ‘puck’-tastic coach-approved puns!”
- “I’m ‘benching’ these puns until the third period!”
- “A coach always knows how to ‘draft’ a great pun!”
- “When the coach says ‘play your best,’ he means pun as hard as you can!”
- “My coach’s strategy? Win with puns and slapshots!”
- “A good coach is all about keeping things light and ‘pun-derful’!”
- “I’m always ‘game’ for a coach’s punny plays!”
6. Puns for the Puck:
- “I’m on a roll like a ‘puck’ in the net!”
- “That’s one way to ‘puck’ around with your opponents!”
- “The best part of hockey? The ‘puck’-ing fun!”
- “Let’s ‘puck’ and roll into some good times!”
- “You can’t beat a good ‘puck’ joke!”
- “I’ve got a ‘puck’-ing good attitude today!”
- “That puck’s going in the ‘net’-work of jokes!”
- “The puck doesn’t drop—until the pun’s made!”
- “Puck jokes: always a ‘slapshot’ of humor!”
- “I always have a ‘puck’ up my sleeve for the next punchline!”
7. Puns About the Rink:
- “Life’s a rink—sometimes it’s smooth, sometimes it’s a little rough!”
- “Let’s glide into some ‘puck’-tacular puns!”
- “The rink is where the magic happens… and the puns fly!”
- “I can’t ‘skate’ by without a good pun!”
- “It’s a rink thing— you wouldn’t understand the puns!”
- “Everything goes ‘in the rink’ when the jokes are this good!”
- “From the boards to the ‘rink’—I’ve got a pun for it all!”
- “The rink is where I’m always ‘breaking the ice’ with puns!”
- “This rink’s full of laughs and slapshots!”
- “I’m always ‘checking’ out the puns on the rink!”
8. Puns About the Referee:
- “The referee’s calling it—a penalty for bad puns!”
- “Referees always know when a pun’s been ‘slapshot’ out of bounds!”
- “When the referee says ‘no goal,’ it’s because the pun’s too ‘puck’ed up!”
- “The ref blew his whistle—but this pun’s still in play!”
- “A referee’s favorite call? A ‘puck’ penalty for bad jokes!”
- “I’m not ‘fouling’ around with these puns!”
- “That referee needs to ‘penalize’ bad jokes like this one!”
- “When the referee says ‘game over,’ I’ve got one last ‘puck’-ing pun!”
- “A referee knows when to call a ‘time-out’ on a bad pun!”
- “The ref is watching me—but I’m ready to ‘puck’ him up with humor!”
9. Puns for Hockey Players:
- “Hockey players don’t just shoot for the net—they shoot for the pun!”
- “Every hockey player’s dream: A ‘puck’-ing awesome pun!”
- “I’ve got a goal—and it’s to score a ‘puck’-tacular pun!”
- “Hockey players know how to ‘stick’ it to the competition—and to the jokes!”
- “I’m ‘checking’ for new puns—ready for the game!”
- “That slapshot was a ‘puck’-ing masterpiece!”
- “Every hockey player has a ‘penalty box’—for bad puns!”
- “Hockey players are always skating by with ‘puck’-incredible humor!”
- “Let’s break away from the serious stuff and go for the ‘slapshot’ of puns!”
- “My favorite play? A ‘puck’-ing good pun!”
10. Puns About Scoring:
- “I just scored a pun-goal!”
- “Scoring isn’t just about getting goals—it’s about getting laughs!”
- “That was a goal… I mean a pun-derful shot!”
- “Every puck’s a chance to score… and make a pun!”
- “I scored, and I scored hard—with a ‘puck’-tacular pun!”
- “My puns always go straight to the ‘net’!”
- “Scoring goals is great, but scoring with puns is ‘puck’-tacular!”
- “This pun’s got a slapshot chance of making you laugh!”
- “A good joke is like a goal: It’s all in the execution!”
- “You can’t ‘penalize’ me for scoring with puns!”
11. Puns About the Locker Room:
- “The locker room is where I ‘stick’ to the best puns!”
- “I’m not afraid to ‘check’ out the best locker room humor!”
- “This locker room’s full of ‘puck’-ing good vibes!”
- “Locker room talks should always be about ‘puck’-ing fun!”
- “When you’re in the locker room, it’s time to ‘break away’ from the seriousness!”
- “The locker room smells like success and bad puns!”
- “In the locker room, we’re all ‘checking’ our puns for quality!”
- “A great locker room is built on team spirit—and punny moments!”
- “I’m ‘warming up’ for a punny victory in this locker room!”
- “You can’t leave the locker room without hearing at least one ‘puck’-tacular pun!”
12. Puns for the Power Play:
- “Power play? More like power pun!”
- “A power play doesn’t work without a ‘puck’-ing great strategy!”
- “We’re not just looking for goals—we’re looking for pun-filled power plays!”
- “It’s a power play—time to slapshot these puns in!”
- “I’m on a power play, and I’ve got a ‘puck’-ing good pun up my sleeve!”
- “The best power plays happen when puns are involved!”
- “Power play strategy: Puck in the net, and a pun for the crowd!”
- “It’s a power play—let’s make sure we score with the funniest puns!”
- “Pucks are powerful—but puns on a power play are even more powerful!”
- “Scoring on the power play? Time to deliver a ‘puck’-ing awesome pun!”
13. Puns for Hockey Sticks:
- “I’ve got a ‘stick’ for every occasion—and a pun for each one!”
- “A hockey stick is just the ‘shaft’ of my great puns!”
- “Stick with me—I’ve got the best puns in the game!”
- “That was a ‘stick’-er of a good pun!”
- “A hockey stick can take you far, but these puns will take you farther!”
- “You can always ‘stick’ to what works—a good slapshot and a great pun!”
- “My hockey stick is my weapon—but my puns are my secret weapon!”
- “With a good stick, you can block shots—but with a good pun, you can block out bad moods!”
- “I’d ‘stick’ around for more puns if I were you!”
- “A hockey stick: the perfect tool for taking shots—and making puns!”
14. Puns About Skating:
- “I’m just ‘gliding’ through life with these puns!”
- “You’ve got to be ‘skating’ on thin ice to make a pun like that!”
- “I’m ‘skating’ by with the best jokes in the game!”
- “Skating’s great, but skating through these puns is even better!”
- “I’m ‘chill’-ing on the ice, making puns the whole time!”
- “When you skate, you make moves. When you pun, you make laughs!”
- “I’m ‘sliding’ into this pun like a pro on the ice!”
- “Skating is my thing—puns are my ‘skate’ to fame!”
- “The best way to skate through the day? With a good pun!”
- “On ice or off, I’m always ‘skating’ toward more laughs!”
15. Puns for the Faceoff:
- “Let’s have a faceoff—pun style!”
- “The puck’s about to drop—let the puns fly!”
- “Faceoff time—let the wordplay begin!”
- “The only thing more intense than a faceoff? A pun-off!”
- “In a faceoff, you’re either a winner or a ‘puck’-ed up loser!”
- “Let’s faceoff with some ‘puck’-tacular humor!”
- “I’ll win this faceoff—and the pun game!”
- “The puck drops, and so do the puns!”
- “A good faceoff is like a good pun—it’s all in the timing!”
- “Time for a faceoff—may the best pun win!”
16. Puns for the Slapshot:
- “That slapshot was so fast, even my puns couldn’t keep up!”
- “A slapshot is great, but a slap-shot pun is even better!”
- “That slapshot went in the net—and so did my pun!”
- “A slapshot and a slapstick pun? Now that’s a win!”
- “I’m ready to ‘slapshot’ these puns into your brain!”
- “Nothing beats a great slapshot, except maybe a slapshot of puns!”
- “That slapshot was a real ‘puck’-ing good time!”
- “I don’t just take slapshots; I take them with puns!”
- “A slapshot is fast, but these puns are even faster!”
- “It’s a slapshot kind of day—and a punny one at that!”
17. Miscellaneous Hockey Puns:
- “I’ve got a ‘puck’ for every pun occasion!”
- “Hockey players don’t quit—they ‘puck’ around until they win!”
- “Let’s get ‘puck’-ing serious about these jokes!”
- “I’m all about teamwork—and teamwork includes puns!”
- “My stick’s ready—but these puns are already ‘in play’!”
- “The goal is to score—and the puns are just icing on the cake!”
- “This isn’t just a game—it’s a pun-filled journey!”
- “Hockey is tough—but making puns is ‘skating’ on thin ice!”
- “Who needs a hat trick when you’ve got a pun trick up your sleeve?”
- “I’m always ‘checking’ out new puns for the game!”
Bonus Round (176 Puns to Wrap It Up!):
- “Let’s make sure we ‘power play’ through these puns!”
- “You can’t beat me—I’m on ‘puck’-ing fire today!”
- “I’m ‘defending’ my title as the pun champion!”
- “This is what happens when hockey meets comedy—pure gold!”
- “Every puck’s a chance to ‘slapshot’ a great pun!”
- “I’m ‘on ice’ with these puns, and I’m not slowing down!”
My name is George, and if there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I’m absolutely passionate about puns and jokes. Ever since I can remember, I’ve been fascinated by the magic of wordplay—the way a simple twist of language can turn a regular sentence into something that makes people laugh, smile, or even roll their eyes in amused disbelief.
