120 Gnome Puns: A Hilariously Fun Collection to Make You Giggle

Gnomes—those small, bearded, and often mischievous creatures that live in gardens and tales—are known for their charm, but did you know they’re also the perfect source of puns?

Whether you’re a lover of gnome figurines, or simply in need of a laugh, these gnome puns will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

Here’s a compilation of 120 gnome puns that are sure to add a dash of humor to your day. Get ready for a pun-filled adventure into the world of gnome-tastic wit!

1. Classic Gnome Puns

1. I’m gnome where I’m going!
2. You’re gnome-sweet-gnome.
3. Let’s gnome to the party!
4. It’s gnome use crying over spilled milk.
5. Gnome-body’s perfect, but I’m pretty close.
6. I don’t know, I’m a little gnome-struck.
7. Gnome you didn’t just say that!
8. You’re gnome-ing to love this!
9. Gnome worries, be happy!
10. Gnome reason to be upset, everything will be fine.

2. Gnome and Nature Puns

11. I’m just gnome-ing with the flow.
12. That’s gnome of your business.
13. Gnomebody is more excited than I am!
14. This gnome is ready to rock and gnome!
15. I’m gnome-man’s land right now.
16. Gnome what I mean?
17. Gnome time like the present!
18. Stop gnome-ing around and get to work!
19. I’m feeling a bit gnome-sick today.
20. It’s gnome longer a secret!

3. Gnome Wordplay Puns

21. Gnome is where the heart is.
22. I’m going gnome in 60 seconds!
23. You make me gnome-nutty!
24. That was gnome-way near what I expected!
25. Don’t gnome back to your old ways.
26. Gnome words can express how happy I am.
27. Gnome need to be grumpy today.
28. You’re gnome to be kidding me!
29. Gnome problem, I got this!
30. Gnome good deed goes unnoticed.

4. Gnome-Themed Puns for the Holidays

31. Gnome-mas is the most wonderful time of the year!
32. Wishing you a gnome-tastic New Year!
33. Have a gnome and cozy holiday season!
34. Let’s gnome Christmas shopping together!
35. Gnome one does it better than me at decorating.
36. This holiday, gnome where the fun is.
37. I’m feeling gnome-sy and festive today!
38. Let’s have a gnome-derful Christmas!
39. Make this holiday gnome-some!
40. All I want for Christmas is gnome.

5. Gnome Personalities and Descriptions

41. He’s a real gnome-body of work.
42. You’ve got a gnome to pick with me.
43. That’s a gnome-tastic personality!
44. She’s as cute as a gnome in a garden!
45. He’s a gnome-ing, loving type!
46. Don’t be so gnome-gressive!
47. She’s a gnome-passionate artist.
48. You gnome how to make me smile.
49. That’s gnome thing I want to do.
50. Don’t gnome away from me now!

6. Gnome Relationships

51. You complete me like gnome and garden.
52. We’re a gnome-match made in heaven!
53. Gnome one can replace you.
54. I’m gnome-ing to marry you someday.
55. You’re my gnome in shining armor.
56. We’re gnome-where near done with this adventure.
57. Gnome one loves you like I do!
58. Can you gnome what I’m thinking?
59. I’m falling in love with you like a gnome in a fairy tale.
60. This is the gnome-antic story of our lives!

7. Gnome Jokes

61. Why don’t gnomes ever fight? They don’t want to get into a gnome-antic altercation!
62. What do gnomes eat for lunch? Gnome-wiches!
63. Why did the gnome go to therapy? He had too many small issues to work through.
64. What do you call a gnome who tells secrets? A gnome-ologist!
65. What did the gnome say at the garden party? ‘It’s gnome business!’
66. Why did the gnome bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
67. What do you call a gnome at the gym? A strong gnome!
68. Why are gnomes terrible at soccer? Because they’re always too small to be a gnome-team player!
69. What’s a gnome’s favorite exercise? Squats, so they can get low to the ground.
70. Why don’t gnomes ever tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of gnomebody overhearing.

8. Garden Gnome Puns

71. This garden isn’t gnome-where near perfect.
72. My garden is gnome’s dream come true!
73. Every garden needs a gnome-antic touch!
74. Gnome-body does gardening like me!
75. This garden’s looking a little gnome-tastic.
76. Who’s the gnome on duty in the garden today?
77. I’m gnome-ing to plant some flowers, want to join?
78. Gnome needs a garden to feel complete.
79. We’re growing gnome together.
80. There’s gnome place like a well-kept garden.

9. Gnome-Themed Sayings

81. Don’t gnome me wrong, I love it here!
82. It’s gnome or never!
83. Gnome reason to stay upset.
84. Stop gnome-ing around and get to it!
85. Time to gnome-ify this room.
86. Gnome is where the magic happens.
87. Let’s gnome in a different direction!
88. Everything looks gnome-some through these glasses.
89. Let’s gnome in for a good time!
90. Gnome that I’m always here for you.

10. Silly Gnome Puns

91. You can’t gnome me down!
92. Gnome-tastic vibes only!
93. This situation’s gnome way out!
94. Stop being so gnome-complaining!
95. This joke is a real gnome-buster!
96. Gnome one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
97. Gnome way, no how.
98. Gnome way to say this is bad.
99. It’s all gnome-play when it’s fun.
100. I’m so gnome!

11. Gnome Puns for Any Occasion

101. Gnome, sweet gnome!
102. Take a gnome break!
103. Gnome one will ever forget this.
104. Gnome back to the past for this memory.
105. It’s gnome way to move forward.
106. Gnome stopping us now!
107. Not sure, but I’m gnome-ing to try!
108. You make me gnome-crazy!
109. You gnome what they say, it’s all in the timing.
110. I have gnome regrets!

12. Fun and Gnome-tastic Puns

111. This is going to be a gnome-crazy day!
112. Are you gnome-ing to love this idea!
113. I’ve got a gnome-nificent plan.
114. Gnome time to waste!
115. The fun never stops in the gnome-zone.
116. Gnome stepping back now!
117. I have a gnome to admit.
118. That’s the gnome of the century!
119. Gnome on, gnome strong.
120. It’s gnome use waiting any longer!