113 Insect Puns That Will Have You Buzzing with Laughter

If you’re a fan of puns, you’re about to embark on a pun-derful journey that will leave you chuckling like a cricket.

Whether you’re a lover of insects or just in need of a good laugh, these “113 insect puns” will have you buzzing, stinging, and squirming with joy.

From the tiniest ant to the fiercest mosquito, these puns are sure to bug you in the best possible way.

So, sit back, relax, and get ready for some hilarious and unique insect puns that will make you laugh until you’re fluttering like a butterfly!

1. Bee Puns to Get You Buzzing

1. What do you call a bee who can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
2. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
3. What’s a bee’s favorite sport? Rugbee.
4. Why don’t bees ever get lost? They always follow the buzz.
5. What did the bee say to the flower? “Hey, bud!”

2. Ant Puns That Will Have You in Stitches

6. What do you call an ant who can’t stop dancing? A tango-ant.
7. Why don’t ants ever get fat? Because they’re always on a diet of crumbs!
8. What do you call a fashionable ant? A trend-ant.
9. How do ants communicate? They anticipate everything.
10. Why did the ant go to therapy? It had antsiety issues.

3. Butterfly Puns to Make You Flutter with Laughter

11. Why did the butterfly refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get its wings clipped.
12. What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? “You’ve really blossomed.”
13. Why do butterflies make terrible musicians? They only know how to play butterfly scales.
14. What’s a butterfly’s favorite type of math? Geometry — they love angles!
15. Why did the butterfly get in trouble at school? It kept fluttering around class.

4. Spider Puns to Creep You Out (in a Fun Way!)

16. Why don’t spiders ever share their secrets? They prefer to keep things under wraps.
17. What’s a spider’s favorite hobby? Web design.
18. What did the spider say to the fly? “You’re caught in my web of lies!”
19. Why did the spider break up with the fly? It was tired of being caught in a web of drama.
20. What’s a spider’s favorite TV show? Breaking Web.

5. Mosquito Puns That Will Sting Your Funny Bone

21. Why did the mosquito start a podcast? To get more buzz.
22. How do mosquitoes avoid traffic? They take the flyway.
23. Why was the mosquito kicked out of the party? Because it was sucking the life out of everyone.
24. What do you call a mosquito who loves to sing? A hummer.
25. Why don’t mosquitoes like to hang out with other bugs? They’re always picking fights.

6. Fly Puns That Will Have You in Stitches

26. Why do flies never get invited to parties? Because they always bug everyone.
27. What’s a fly’s favorite type of music? Fly and roll.
28. Why do flies never miss a meal? They’re always buzzing around food.
29. What did the fly say to the spider? “You’re the web developer.”
30. Why did the fly sit on the computer? It wanted to get caught in the net.

7. Wasp Puns to Get Under Your Skin

31. What do you call a friendly wasp? A buzz buddy.
32. Why was the wasp so good at school? Because it was always buzzing with ideas.
33. What did the wasp say to the flower? “I’ll bee right back!”
34. What’s a wasp’s favorite thing to do on weekends? Hive off.
35. Why was the wasp always getting into trouble? It was just too sting-y.

8. Moth Puns That Are Surprisingly Good

36. Why did the moth get into trouble? It was always drawn to the light.
37. What do you call a fashionable moth? A mothod.
38. Why did the moth fly into the candle? It had a burning desire to get close.
39. What’s a moth’s favorite type of music? Fly music.
40. Why are moths so good at keeping secrets? Because they fly under the radar.

9. Termite Puns to Chew On

41. What do you call a termite who’s good with wood? A craft-ermite.
42. Why do termites never borrow money? They’re afraid they’ll chew through it.
43. What’s a termite’s favorite type of party? A wood-en one.
44. Why did the termite go to therapy? It had too many issues with its foundation.
45. What did the termite say to the furniture? “It’s been great knowing you!”

10. Ladybug Puns to Keep You Smiling

46. Why did the ladybug go to the party? Because it was spot-tacular!
47. What do you call a ladybug who loves math? A calcu-lady.
48. Why don’t ladybugs ever lie? Because they always spot the truth!
49. What did the ladybug say to the flower? “You’re absolutely blooming.”
50. Why did the ladybug start a podcast? It wanted to spread its wings and ideas.

11. Grasshopper Puns That Will Have You Jumping for Joy

51. What do you call a grasshopper who loves baseball? A jump hitter.
52. Why did the grasshopper join the gym? To work on its hops.
53. What’s a grasshopper’s favorite way to travel? Jumping into the future!
54. Why was the grasshopper so good at making decisions? Because it was always leaping to conclusions.
55. What did the grasshopper say to the cricket? “Hop to it!”

12. Firefly Puns That Will Light Up Your Day

56. What did the firefly say to the moth? “Let’s light up the night!”
57. Why don’t fireflies ever get invited to parties? Because they’re always glowing up the place.
58. What’s a firefly’s favorite holiday? Glowgiving.
59. Why did the firefly break up with the lightning bug? It wasn’t sparking the right feelings.
60. What’s a firefly’s favorite type of dance? The glow dance.

13. Cricket Puns for a Fun Twist

61. Why don’t crickets ever go to school? Because they cricket out of homework.
62. What’s a cricket’s favorite sport? Cricketball.
63. Why did the cricket sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time.
64. What did the cricket say to the grasshopper? “Hop to it!”
65. Why do crickets make terrible chefs? They can’t stop cracking jokes.

14. Cockroach Puns That Will Make You Laugh (and Cringe)

66. What do you call a cockroach who loves video games? A roach player.
67. Why was the cockroach so good at hiding? It was roach-ing its way to victory.
68. What did the cockroach say to the fly? “Quit buzzing around, I’m trying to rest!”
69. Why do cockroaches never worry? They’ve got nothing to lose.
70. What’s a cockroach’s favorite exercise? Running for cover!

15. Miscellaneous Insect Puns That Will Bug You in the Best Way

71. What do you call a bug who can’t stop singing? A melodious moth.
72. Why did the insect start a band? Because it had bugged out on its own.
73. What did the butterfly say to the ant? “Life’s too short to be crawling around.”
74. Why do mosquitoes always bring sunscreen? Because they like to sting in the shade.
75. How do insects stay in touch? They use bug mail.

16. Beetle Puns to Make You Laugh

76. What’s a beetle’s favorite kind of party? A bug bash.
77. Why do beetles always have great style? Because they know how to dress to impress with their shiny shells!
78. What did the beetle say to the caterpillar? “You’re on your way to being one beautiful butterfly.”
79. Why was the beetle so good at math? It was always good with multiplying.
80. What do you call a beetle with a big ego? A beetle-icious bug.

17. Flea Puns That Will Make You Itch with Laughter

81. Why did the flea refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to jump to conclusions.
82. What do you call a flea who loves to travel? A roamant.
83. Why did the flea start a band? Because it could really hop to the beat!
84. What did the flea say to the dog? “I’m just here for the ride!”
85. Why do fleas hate shopping? They always jump to the wrong decisions.

18. Dragonfly Puns That Will Have You Soaring

86. Why was the dragonfly always so happy? Because it had a fly high outlook on life.
87. What’s a dragonfly’s favorite drink? A buzzed iced tea.
88. Why do dragonflies make terrible detectives? They just buzz around without getting the facts.
89. What did the dragonfly say to the butterfly? “Let’s fly away!”
90. What do you call a dragonfly in love? A flying romance.

19. Praying Mantis Puns That Will Keep You Laughing

91. What did the praying mantis say to its date? “I’m totally into you.”
92. Why did the praying mantis start a fitness routine? It was trying to stay in shape for its date.
93. What’s a praying mantis’ favorite hobby? Meditation – they’re always praying.
94. What did the praying mantis do at the comedy show? It was praying for laughs.
95. Why was the praying mantis so good at yoga? Because it always had perfect pose-ition!

20. Lacewing Puns to Keep You Giggling

96. Why did the lacewing avoid the sun? Because it didn’t want to get winged out!
97. What did the lacewing say to the fly? “Catch my wings if you can!”
98. Why are lacewings great friends? They’re always winging it together!
99. What do you call a lacewing who loves history? A wing scholar.
100. Why do lacewings make great teachers? Because they always wing it when things get tough!

21. Walking Stick Insect Puns That Will Leave You Laughing

101. What do you call a walking stick that loves to exercise? A workout stick!
102. Why was the walking stick so good at hiding? Because it always sticks to the plan!
103. What’s a walking stick’s favorite sport? Stick fighting.
104. Why was the walking stick so calm? It always sticks to its zen.
105. What did the walking stick say to the ant? “I’ll just stick around for a while.”

22. Bedbug Puns That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter

106. Why don’t bedbugs ever leave their jobs? Because they’re always stuck in one place.
107. What do you call a bedbug who loves to sing? A bug vocalist.
108. Why did the bedbug get kicked out of the party? It was crawling all over the place.
109. What’s a bedbug’s favorite type of vacation? A staycation.
110. Why was the bedbug so good at keeping secrets? It always kept things under wraps.

23. Tsetse Fly Puns for a Zany Twist

111. What do you call a tsetse fly with an attitude? A buzz-kill.
112. Why did the tsetse fly go to therapy? It had a bugged mind.
113. Why did the tsetse fly hate school? It couldn’t bug its way through the lessons.