120 Tie Puns: Hilarious and Clever Wordplay for Every Occasion

Ties aren’t just for fancy events or corporate meetings anymore—they’ve become an excellent source of humor! If you’re looking to add a little more fun to your wardrobe, you’ve come to the right place.

Whether you’re attending a wedding, or simply tying a knot in the office, tie puns can be the perfect way to break the ice and add some personality to your attire.

Here’s a collection of 120 tie puns that will have everyone laughing and wishing they could tie their sense of humor in a bow!

1. Classic Tie Puns

1. Tie me up in laughter!
2. You’re knot going to believe this one.
3. I’m feeling a little knotty today.
4. I’ve got a real tie-breaker here!
5. A tie is just a scarf for your neck—fashion with a twist.
6. You’ve got me tied up in knots!
7. Knot again!
8. This tie is knot the one.
9. Ties: the only thing I can knot without breaking a sweat.
10. Tied up in business—literally!

2. Bow Tie Puns

11. Bow ties are cool, but my puns are cooler.
12. I’m so bow-tiful today.
13. Tying the knot with style.
14. A bow tie is a perfect bow on top of my outfit.
15. The bow tie says, ‘I’m serious—but in a fun way!’
16. You could say my bow tie is a ‘knot’ of fun.
17. My bow tie is the real ‘knot’ to my outfit.
18. Always tie your bow with confidence.
19. Bow ties: for those who like to keep things neat and knotty.
20. This bow tie is knot just a piece of fabric—it’s a statement.

3. Tie Fashion Puns

21. You’ve got to tie it to believe it.
22. No tie, no problem—but it’s way more fun with one.
23. I’m tied to my fashion choices!
24. Tying your look together, one knot at a time.
25. This tie really ties my whole look together.
26. Life’s too short to wear boring ties.
27. When your tie is tight, your style is right.
28. A perfect tie is all about the perfect knot.
29. Tied up in fashion, and I love it!
30. No better way to knot a perfect outfit.

4. Punny Tie Quotes

31. A tie is like a relationship—it needs to be tied with care.
32. I’m all tied up in this fashion game!
33. I’m knot joking, this tie is my new favorite.
34. I didn’t choose the tie life, the tie life chose me.
35. Tie today, knot tomorrow.
36. Keep calm and tie on!
37. I’ve got more ties than I know what to do with.
38. I wear ties to keep my life ‘knot’ too unraveled.
39. A tie is the ultimate conversation starter, trust me.
40. You’re all tied up in my thoughts.

5. Tie Puns for Professionals

41. Suit up! It’s tie time.
42. Every great business idea starts with a good tie.
43. You’ve got the tie, now work on the rest of the outfit!
44. Let’s get tied up in some business, shall we?
45. Business casual, with a tie twist.
46. You can’t ‘knot’ be successful without a good tie!
47. In the corporate world, we don’t just tie up loose ends, we knot them.
48. A well-tied tie makes all the difference in the office.
49. The tie really ‘knot’ only shows professionalism, but class too.
50. I’m always tied to my work—literally.

6. Funny Tie Puns

51. Tied up in traffic, but still looking sharp.
52. I’ve got more ties than a sewing kit.
53. Knot today, tie tomorrow.
54. I always feel more tied together when I wear a tie.
55. This tie’s really ‘knot’ for the faint of heart.
56. I like to keep my ties neat and my puns even neater.
57. This tie is knot just for decoration.
58. I’m so glad we’re tied up in this conversation.
59. Don’t tie yourself in knots, enjoy the ride!
60. Tie your shoes and tie your humor—double the fun!

7. Wedding Tie Puns

61. Tying the knot… literally!
62. A perfect wedding needs a perfect tie!
63. Knot just for the groom—everyone loves a wedding tie.
64. A wedding without a tie is like a wedding without a cake.
65. I’m all tied up in wedding bliss!
66. Let’s get this wedding ‘knot’ started.
67. It’s time to tie the knot, but I’m already tied up with joy!
68. A wedding tie is just a fancy way to say, ‘I do.’
69. Tying the knot, but staying stylish the whole time.
70. A wedding tie is the only knot you’ll ever want to be in.

8. Tie Puns for Men

71. I’m a real tie-rant when it comes to fashion.
72. Tied together in manly style.
73. A tie says, ‘I’m a man of class—don’t mess with me!’
74. When life gets tough, tie yourself a good knot.
75. A tie is the manliest knot you’ll ever tie.
76. This tie’s got me all knotted up inside.
77. Tie or not, I’m always fashionable.
78. For men, a good tie is an essential accessory.
79. Tying up loose ends, one knot at a time.
80. I’m knot just a man; I’m a man with a tie.

9. Tie Puns for Special Occasions

81. Celebrate with a bow tie and a pun!
82. Even the best occasions can use a little more tie.
83. The only thing better than a special occasion is a special tie.
84. Tie up the day with a smile and a great outfit.
85. Every good celebration needs a tie to match.
86. When the occasion calls for it, I always tie one on.
87. A tie is the finishing touch to any special event.
88. Special occasions are better when your tie is on point.
89. Tie up your best memories in style.
90. A great event starts with a tie that can handle the pressure.

10. Clever Tie Jokes

91. Why did the tie go to therapy? It had too many knots to untangle.
92. What do you call a tie that’s always making jokes? A pun-derful tie.
93. Why did the tie get a promotion? Because it knew how to ‘knot’ slack off.
94. What’s a tie’s favorite workout? Tying up loose ends.
95. I told my tie a secret—it’s knot telling anyone.
96. Why was the tie always so stressed out? Because it was tied to everything.
97. Why do ties make terrible comedians? Because they always get tied up in their jokes.
98. What did one tie say to the other? “You knot me better than anyone!”
99. I asked my tie if it wanted to go out, but it said it was tied up.
100. What’s a tie’s favorite type of music? Knot-ical tunes.

11. Tie and Suit Puns

101. A suit without a tie is like a joke without a punchline.
102. The tie is the suit’s best friend—don’t leave home without it.
103. A suit is incomplete without the perfect tie to top it off.
104. I always feel like a tie’s best accessory is a good suit.
105. Tying the suit together with just the right knot.
106. A perfect suit deserves the perfect tie.
107. A well-suited tie is a true statement of style.
108. The suit says ‘professional’; the tie says ‘I’ve got style.’
109. Don’t let your suit get lost—tie it up!
110. A suit is an expression; a tie is the punctuation mark.

12. Tie Puns for Fun

111. Let’s tie the knot on some fun!
112. I’m not just wearing a tie; I’m wearing a conversation starter.
113. I’m so into puns, I even tie them up in my outfits.
114. I like my puns like I like my ties—clever and tightly wound.
115. You can never have enough tie humor.
116. Who needs a formal dress code when you’ve got a tie full of puns?
117. This tie is just the ‘knot’ of fun you need today.
118. Tie yourself together with some humor!
119. I tie myself into knots thinking about all these jokes.
120. Knot just a tie—a hilarious accessory.