110 Lord of the Rings Puns: The Ultimate Collection for True Fans

If you’ve ever found yourself chuckling at the quirky quirks of hobbits, elves, and wizards from J.R.R. Tolkien’s Middle-earth,

then you’ll love these 110 Lord of the Rings puns! Prepare yourself for a humorous journey through the fantastical world of Mordor, Rivendell, and beyond, filled with puns so clever even Gollum would crack a smile.

Whether you’re a seasoned fan or just getting to know Frodo’s journey, this collection will have you laughing harder than a dwarf at a goblet of ale.

So grab your lembas bread, settle in, and let’s dive into the most pun-derful collection of jokes the Shire has to offer.

Frodo Baggins Puns

1. Frodo always hobbits his way into our hearts.
2. Frodo’s got ring-tastic leadership skills!
3. Why did Frodo become a baker? He was great at rolling with the dough.
4. Frodo, the one who always rings true.
5. Don’t be hobbit-ual, change your ways just like Frodo!

Gandalf the Grey Puns

6. Gandalf doesn’t need to advertise – he’s already a master of magic!
7. Gandalf is always wizards of fun!
8. When Gandalf gives you advice, it’s always spellbinding.
9. Don’t try to out-wit Gandalf; he’s wizardly clever.
10. You can’t pull the wool over Gandalf’s eyes—he’s got the sight!

Aragorn Puns

11. Aragorn’s love life is as royal as his future crown.
12. When Aragorn walks into a room, everyone’s immediately struck by the king’s arrival.
13. Aragorn never wanders—he always finds his way back.
14. You know you’re in good hands when Aragorn is your guide.
15. Aragorn always wears the crown of responsibility.

Legolas Puns

16. Legolas arrow the point every time!
17. Legolas might be the best at shooting his shot—literally.
18. Legolas has some bow-tiful aim.
19. What’s Legolas’ favorite type of music? String instrumentals, of course!
20. When it comes to archery, Legolas is always targeting success.

Gimli Puns

21. Gimli is axecellent at solving problems.
22. Gimli’s hair is always so braided with strength and bravery.
23. Gimli might be short, but his humor is taller than most!
24. Gimli’s axe-ceptional in battle.
25. Gimli’s friends are always bored without him around!

Samwise Gamgee Puns

26. Sam’s friendship with Frodo is always spud-tacular!
27. Sam is always rooting for the best outcomes.
28. Sam’s bravery? Potato-tally unmatched!
29. You can’t vegetable your way out of a problem with Sam on your side.
30. Sam’s love for Frodo is like a root that runs deep.

Gollum Puns

31. Gollum has some serious attachment issues… especially with rings!
32. When it comes to possessions, Gollum is always ringing in the new year.
33. You’ll never outsmart Gollum; he’s got precious instincts.
34. Gollum’s heart is as cold as Mordor—he doesn’t need a warm bath.
35. Gollum’s obsession with rings isn’t golden—it’s downright precious!

The One Ring Puns

36. The One Ring is tied up in more drama than a reality show.
37. That One Ring, it’s gold-en, but you can’t cling to it forever!
38. The One Ring isn’t just a band—it’s a really big deal!
39. The One Ring should come with a ‘don’t wear while traveling’ warning.
40. The One Ring has too much power for anyone to handle, even Sauron.

The Shire Puns

41. Welcome to the Shire, where everything’s hobbit-ual.
42. A hobbit’s home is their shire-l place.
43. When hobbits throw parties, they really make a feast of it!
44. Hobbit houses are really cozy—but that’s just how they roll!
45. The Shire might be small, but it’s big on fun!

Rivendell Puns

46. Rivendell’s beauty is elf-tacular!
47. Rivendell? More like Riverdance—those elves sure know how to move.
48. Elves at Rivendell always singing their praises.
49. Rivendell’s architecture is so elven—it’s pure art.
50. Rivendell’s celebrations are so elf-mazing!

Mordor Puns

51. Mordor might be dark, but it has the brightest ideas.
52. You know what they say about Mordor—the darker, the better.
53. Sauron’s view of the world? Always focused.
54. There’s no evil like the one you know… in Mordor.
55. Mordor’s weather is always stormy—but at least it’s predictable.

Sauron Puns

56. Sauron’s one-ring obsession is eye-catching.
57. Sauron always has his eye on the prize.
58. Sauron’s vision is both clear and terrifying.
59. Sauron isn’t the one to mess with.
60. Sauron might be evil, but at least he has a great sense of direction!

Saruman Puns

61. Saruman’s reputation for evil spells trouble.
62. Saruman might be a white wizard, but he’s definitely not the good kind.
63. Saruman’s plans are always flawed—but he does have a towering personality.
64. Saruman knows how to spin things in his favor.
65. Saruman’s powers never quite add up.

The Fellowship Puns

66. The Fellowship might be small, but their bonds are legendary.
67. When the Fellowship gets together, it’s always one hell of a party!
68. A fellowship of friends is the true power behind the journey.
69. The Fellowship’s strength is undeniable—and so is their humor.
70. You can always count on the Fellowship for some epic laughs.

Orc Puns

71. Orcs are always up to something shady—and that’s what makes them fun.
72. Orcs might not be great conversationalists, but they sure know how to talk battle.
73. An orc’s idea of a holiday is just another day of mischief.
74. Orcs don’t need brains to cause trouble.
75. Orcs are wild—just ask any elf.

Elves Puns

76. Elves always have a sharp sense of humor.
77. Elves are elves-ceptionally good at everything they do.
78. Elves always know how to string things together perfectly.
79. Elves make everything seem pointed and precise—like their arrows.
80. Elves are perfectly crafted, just like their jokes!

Hobbit Puns

81. Hobbits have a big heart despite their small stature.
82. A hobbit’s favorite hobby? Gardening—they grow the best crops!
83. You can hobbit your way into anyone’s heart with enough charm.
84. A hobbit’s favorite part of any journey? The second breakfast.
85. Hobbits always travel in style—even if it’s just a walk to the market!

Miscellaneous Puns

86. Ring around the rose, a pocket full of hobbits!
87. If Gollum was a musician, he’d be a rock and roll star.
88. In Middle-earth, everything’s a quest for a good laugh.
89. Frodo may have had a long journey, but it was full of laughs!
90. You can always count on the Ring to cause a stir.

Gollum and Frodo’s Friendship Puns

91. Gollum’s friendship with Frodo is a real precious relationship.
92. Frodo always lends an ear to Gollum—literally.
93. Gollum and Frodo—two peas in a pod, except one’s obsessed with a ring.
94. When Frodo told Gollum to stay close, he didn’t mean clingy.
95. Gollum’s always saying, “We’re precious friends, yes, precious!”

Frodo’s Burden Puns

96. Frodo might have carried the heaviest burden, but he still carried it with a smile.
97. Frodo moss-tly loved his adventures—except for the treacherous parts.
98. Frodo’s biggest ring problem? Gollum constantly showing up!
99. Frodo’s gutsy—he took on the biggest tasks in Middle-earth.
100. Frodo should have ring-fenced the problem earlier.

Ending Puns

101. Middle-earth might be dark, but the puns are always bright!
102. Sauron’s laugh? It’s ringing through the halls of Mordor.
103. No hobbit would ever turn down a chance for a pun-filled adventure!
104. The One Ring isn’t just for power—it’s for the ultimate pun collection.
105. The real treasure in Middle-earth? The laughter it creates.
106. Middle-earth will never be pun-derestimated—it’s full of surprises!
107. Gollum’s not the only one who finds funny in the darkness.
108. Every journey has its share of jokes—and lots of laughter.
109. Elves, dwarves, hobbits, and men—together they’ve created a punny fellowship.
110. Don’t let the dark side win! Laugh your way through the journey.