133+ Dough Puns That Will Have You Rolling With Laughter

When it comes to dough, there’s no shortage of hilarious puns to knead into any conversation.

Whether you’re a baker, a foodie, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, these 130 dough puns will rise to the occasion.

From doughnuts to pizza dough, get ready to have your funny bone kneaded in the best way possible.

1. Doughnut Puns

1. I doughnut know what I’d do without you!
2. This doughnut is hole-ly amazing!
3. I’m on a roll today—like a doughnut!
4. You doughnut deserve this, but you’ll get it anyway!
5. You’re the glaze to my doughnut.
6. I’m trying to stay on the doughnut path, but it’s hard.
7. Don’t be so salty, be sweet like a doughnut!
8. That’s a hole lotta doughnut love!
9. I’m just here for the doughnut holes.
10. You’re making my doughnut spin with joy.

2. Pizza Dough Puns

11. Let’s pizza the action and have some fun!
12. Life is what you bake it—pizza dough makes everything better!
13. You’re the crust to my pizza dough.
14. Don’t go breaking my pizza dough!
15. I dough not want to hear it, I’m eating pizza!
16. Let’s get cheesy, I’m all about that pizza dough.
17. I’ve been kneading this pizza dough all day!
18. That pizza dough is my favorite, hands down.
19. If doughnuts and pizza had a baby, it’d be a dough-pizza!
20. I doughnut think I can live without pizza!

3. Bread Dough Puns

21. I’ve got a whole loaf of puns to share with you!
22. You’re the yeast of my worries!
23. Don’t be so crumby—let’s have fun with some dough!
24. Bready or not, here I come!
25. I loaf you more than all the bread in the world.
26. You’re my butter half when I’m feeling crumby.
27. This bread dough is rising to new heights!
28. You knead to stop being so dough-pressed.
29. I’m feeling a bit kneady today.
30. I can’t wait to loaf around with you!

4. Cookie Dough Puns

31. Let’s cookie dough around the clock!
32. This dough’s a little too sweet for me.
33. Life is short, eat cookie dough first!
34. You’re the sugar to my cookie dough.
35. I’m dough-ing for some cookies!
36. Cookie dough: proof that happiness comes in a tub.
37. I doughnut mind if I do—cookie dough, that is!
38. Let’s bake a batch of joy, one dough ball at a time.
39. You’re cookie dough-ing up my life with joy!
40. There’s no such thing as too much cookie dough!

5. Dough vs. Doughnut Puns

41. The dough-mazing doughnut is all I need.
42. Doughnuts are just fried dough that’s sweetened with love.
43. Dough-n’t you just love a good doughnut?
44. Dough-nut judge me, I’ve got a lot of puns!
45. Life is like a doughnut: you’ve gotta enjoy the holes in between.
46. I doughnut ever want to leave you.
47. Let’s dough-nut waste time, let’s eat!
48. Doughnuts: the holes that complete our lives.
49. You’re the dough-nut to my coffee.
50. Let’s make doughnut holes in all the right places!

6. Sweet Dough Puns

51. You’re the sugar in my dough, making everything sweet.
52. I’m feeling dough-lightful today!
53. This dough is so sweet, it must have been made with love.
54. Dough you want to hang out and share some sweetness?
55. This dough is baked with a whole lotta love and sugar.
56. I’m rolling in sweetness with this dough.
57. You dough-light me up like a sugar cookie.
58. I’ll dough-serve you some sweetness if you’re lucky.
59. That’s dough good to be true!
60. If I dough anything right, it’s making sweet dough.

7. Doughy Humor Puns

61. That’s a whole lot of dough to chew on!
62. I can’t stop rolling in dough!
63. You’re crumby, but I love you anyway!
64. You doughn’t need a reason to laugh at a good pun.
65. I knead dough like I need air to breathe.
66. This dough pun is rising to the occasion!
67. Stop loafing around, and get to baking!
68. You doughn’t have to tell me twice to bake.
69. My dough is on a roll today!
70. Dough jokes are always so kneadful!

8. Baking Dough Puns

71. Let’s whisk up some dough and have a laugh!
72. I dough not want to bake alone.
73. This dough is bread-er than I expected!
74. The secret ingredient? More dough jokes, of course!
75. Dough can’t stop me from laughing!
76. Doughnt you think it’s time to bake together?
77. I’m baking these doughs with love and laughter.
78. This dough is ready to rise and shine!
79. I’m in knead of a good dough pun right now.
80. Let’s dough-tally enjoy this moment!

9. Doughy Feelings Puns

81. I dough you can do anything you set your mind to!
82. You’re making me feel so dough-lightful.
83. Every time I see you, I’m on a roll.
84. Don’t dough-pess me out—I’m feeling good today!
85. You knead to stop making me smile so much.
86. You’re the yeast to my dough.
87. I knead you in my life more than I knead dough.
88. I’m dough-lighted to be around you.
89. That joke was just too dough-licious.
90. You dough not know how much you mean to me.

10. Doughy Mischief Puns

91. Let’s dough some mischief today!
92. You dough the best tricks, I’m impressed!
93. I doughn’t think I’ll ever get tired of this!
94. That’s dough good, I’m stealing your idea!
95. I dough-n’t know how to stop, but I’ll try!
96. Just dough it!
97. We dough things the best way.
98. Stop dough-ing around and get to work!
99. That’s dough-tally outrageous!
100. I doughn’t care about anything else—this is fun!

11. Dough and Friendship Puns

101. You’re the dough to my pizza, the best friend ever!
102. I knead you by my side, always.
103. Thanks for being my dough mate!
104. Life is better when you have dough friends to share it with.
105. You’re the dough to my best moments.
106. We’re dough-mazing together!
107. Baked with love, shared with dough friends.
108. I dough-serve to be your bestie forever!
109. You’re my dough buddy, for life!
110. Let’s make this friendship as sweet as doughnuts.

12. Doughy Challenges Puns

111. This dough’s a tough one, but I can rise to the challenge.
112. I doughn’t know if I can do this, but I’ll try.
113. This dough is stretching me to my limits!
114. I doughn’t think I’m ready, but I’ll roll with it.
115. Life’s a dough challenge—let’s bake it happen!
116. The dough’s not going to knead itself!
117. I can’t dough it alone, I need help.
118. It’s a dough battle, but I’m going to win this one.
119. Rise to the dough occasion, and don’t look back!
120. Every dough challenge is an opportunity to grow.

13. Dough-Related Cooking Puns

121. I dough-n’t need a recipe, just the dough!
122. This dough is totally on point!
123. I’m rolling out the dough for success.
124. Let’s bake the dough of our dreams!
125. You’ve got to knead the dough before you bake it.
126. This dough is so soft, it’s a pillow of heaven.
127. I’m on the rise—this dough is proof!
128. Baking dough is my dough-licious calling.
129. You dough the best pizza, hands down!
130. Can’t stop, won’t stop—more dough coming!

14. Doughy Wordplay Puns

131. Dough you think we should keep going?
132. Let’s make dough magic happen!
133. I’m dough-ing what I do best: punning!
134. Dough not disturb me while I’m baking.
135. Keep calm and dough on!